An update

[SGT Madsen]

I'm bloody happy to see you got a fireteam. Congrats!

Technically he got a mortar section - albeit via a Team Lead spot haha

My heart is broken. All of that leadership training and all he can do is fuck around with a overglorified potato cannon.

The technical term is giant fleshlight 

the hole have to fit what you put in...

[SGT (Ret) Van Haarlem]

I'm bloody happy to see you got a fireteam. Congrats!

Technically he got a mortar section - albeit via a Team Lead spot haha

My heart is broken. All of that leadership training and all he can do is fuck around with a overglorified potato cannon.

The technical term is giant fleshlight 

the hole have to fit what you put in...

It's a bit tight, but I make it work.

[SSG (Ret) Beard]

I'm bloody happy to see you got a fireteam. Congrats!

Technically he got a mortar section - albeit via a Team Lead spot haha

My heart is broken. All of that leadership training and all he can do is fuck around with a overglorified potato cannon.

The technical term is giant fleshlight 

So, you have graduated from fucking a M320 to fucking a mortar tube.

Why am I not surprised?

[CPL Price]

For all I know about law (though not from the United States) evidence of some sort must be provided by the accusing party. For all I know from what you've been graciously sharing with us, Sergeant, it seems there isn't any (as talk about lost evidence doesn't count as evidence). I believe you are doing great so far.
Although finding a motive for you being framed wouldn't do you any bad, either.

Sounds like (in the words of SSG McCoy) a classic case of "bitches be crazy".

Wishing you the best of luck with this issue!

[SGT (Ret) Van Haarlem]

I'm bloody happy to see you got a fireteam. Congrats!

Technically he got a mortar section - albeit via a Team Lead spot haha

My heart is broken. All of that leadership training and all he can do is fuck around with a overglorified potato cannon.

The technical term is giant fleshlight 

So, you have graduated from fucking a M320 to fucking a mortar tube.

Why am I not surprised?

I think your old age is showing a little bit, I never fucked any M320's. I went from fucking an AT4, to having a Harem (team lead) while you were our squad lead. then after you left I started fucking mortar tubes. And now I have a harem of mortar fuckers.

[SSG (Ret) Beard]

I'm bloody happy to see you got a fireteam. Congrats!

Technically he got a mortar section - albeit via a Team Lead spot haha

My heart is broken. All of that leadership training and all he can do is fuck around with a overglorified potato cannon.

The technical term is giant fleshlight 

So, you have graduated from fucking a M320 to fucking a mortar tube.

Why am I not surprised?

I think your old age is showing a little bit, I never fucked any M320's. I went from fucking an AT4, to having a Harem (team lead) while you were our squad lead. then after you left I started fucking mortar tubes. And now I have a harem of mortar fuckers.

A harem of mortar fuckers. So eloquent.

Fuck I miss this place.

My business is standing up well. Soon it will be able to buy me a gaming *cough* accounting computer