STAND TOGETHER. STAND STRONG.
Kartel Gazetesi - Dateline 21 April 2016
People of Erzikistan, oh great countrymen, mighty and resilient are we in the face of the greatest of dangers and darkest of nights we hear your cries of outrage! We here at the Kartal Gazetesi can hear you, as can the entire world as we fight for our freedom and our rights, even in the face of one of the greatest 'superpowers' in the free world. They fight for democracy, for what they call freedom, yet they come here to our country and tread on our soil leaving bullet casings and craters in our beloved hills, scarring them, scarring you!
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In the name of freedom, they have come here supposedly at our request to stop us from having the freedom to decide who we want to lead us. In the name of democracy, they have come here to push down and walk all over our countrymen, destroying our homes, disrupting what lives we have left after our 'government' pushed us down into the dirt to beg for scraps. We knew we had to do something, and the glorious and brave men and women of the Erzikistani Republic knew what had to be done in the face of such tyranny. They listened to our cries, saw our tears, saw what our beloved country could become and took action when so many of us had lost that will.
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Oh great and proud people of Erzikistan, stand tall and together, for even in the face of such desecration of justice we shall emerge stronger than ever before. The eyes of the world are watching us, and we shall show them what this country can do in the name of freedom, and rights! Show not your fear in the face of dark times, show not any weakness when the boots start to kick at your door, feel no sorrow as people fall for this is a fight for our very survival as a people. The history books shall know our names, as we will be the ones to write the books. The world will mourn our sacrifice as we shall tell them of our success. This is the dawning of a new era of Erzikistani pride, and we the people know it!
Stand strong, countrymen. Stand together. Stand victorious.
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Hakim Ragesh of the Kartal Gazetesi